Senator Kennedy Defended Pirro After Recalling His Own Brush with an Angry Judge

Federal prosecutors indicted a 67-year-old Olympic legend and threatened him with a decade behind bars.

Weeks later, US Attorney Jeanine Pirro admitted in court that her own case had collapsed.

Now Senator John Kennedy says Pirro made exactly the right call, and he has a story to prove why.

Prosecutors Charged an Olympian Over Two Square Feet of Wet Paint

David Hearn competed for the United States in canoeing at three Olympic Games.

In June, he took a bike ride past the newly renovated Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

He reached down and touched a strip of blue lining that was already peeling off the bottom of the pool.

Prosecutors indicted him anyway.

Park Police accused him of grabbing and tugging at a loose section of the pool's coating, and said he kept going after a park employee told him to stop.

He faced a felony destruction of property charge.

He faced up to ten years in prison.

Hearn said he never damaged anything.

He said the pool looked the same after he walked away as it did before he got there.

This is not Hearn's first brush with federal charges on the water.

Three decades ago, Park Police arrested him for paddling his whitewater canoe into the Potomac during a record flood, after officials had closed the river.

A federal judge tossed that case too, ruling Park Police had no jurisdiction over the water at all.

For weeks, U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro's office stood behind the case.

Then Pirro's team went back and looked at the evidence again.

What they found blew the case apart.

The Real Vandal Was a Botched $14 Million Renovation

President Trump personally championed the reflecting pool renovation.

He wanted the water to turn a patriotic shade of blue in time for a July 4 unveiling.

Instead the new coating started peeling within days, and the pool turned a slimy green.

Trump blamed vandals.

He posted on Truth Social that the damage was "a pure case of VANDALISM."

Pirro's office eventually learned otherwise.

In a Friday court filing, prosecutors admitted the damage traced back to a rushed and flawed installation job by the contractor.

They said the Interior Department sat on records showing the coating had problems from the start.

Pirro's filing put it bluntly.

Prosecutors said the Interior Department gave them "less than fulsome information" before they ever took the case to a grand jury.

Had the agency come clean sooner, Pirro's team said, they never would have indicted Hearn at all.

Interior Secretary Doug Burgum is not backing down.

He insists vandals really did wreck the pool and says some of it was caught on camera.

Trump sided with Burgum over his own prosecutor, writing that he disagreed "100%" with Pirro's decision.

Meanwhile a D.C. judge had already warned prosecutors weeks earlier that draining and repairing the pool mid-case put their evidence at risk.

The government pressed on anyway.

Now the case is gone, dismissed without prejudice, and Hearn's lawyers are demanding an apology.

Kennedy Says a Federal Judge Will Make You Regret Cutting Corners

Sunday on NBC's "Meet the Press," host Kristen Welker pressed Senator John Kennedy on whether the reversal makes the Justice Department look bad.

Kennedy did not flinch.

He said Pirro was right to pull the charges the moment she couldn't prove them beyond a reasonable doubt.

Then he explained why, in the kind of story only a Louisiana senator tells on live television.

Kennedy told a story from his private practice days.

He said he once set his briefcase on a table in a judge's chambers, not realizing the judge had just had it installed and was proud of it.

The judge exploded.

Kennedy said he feared he might get locked up overnight over nothing more than a briefcase.

His point was simple.

Federal judges do not tolerate people who cut corners in their courtrooms, and prosecutors who try it will find out fast.

Kennedy did not spare Trump either.

He said the president may genuinely believe vandals wrecked the pool, or he may just be thinking out loud in public the way he always does.

Either way, Kennedy said the stakes for Pirro were higher than the stakes for a president firing off Truth Social posts.

A prosecutor who takes a weak case to trial answers to a judge, not to a comment section.

The Interior Department Owes Hearn More Than Pirro Does

The left wants to paint this as some Trump-appointed hack finally getting caught.

That is nonsense, and the court filing proves it.

When the real picture emerged, she dropped the case rather than march a retired Olympian through a trial she knew she'd lose.

That is not weakness.

That is a prosecutor who would rather eat a bad headline than misrepresent facts to a federal judge.

The agency that actually deserves scrutiny here is Burgum's Interior Department, which greenlit a rushed, no-bid renovation job and then slow-walked the paperwork proving it fell apart.

Taxpayers are out more than fourteen million dollars for a pool that turned green in under a month.

An innocent man faced a felony charge over it for weeks.

Somebody at Interior should be explaining that, not Pirro.

Sources:

  • Pam Key, "Sen. Kennedy: Pirro 'Was Right to Pull Back' Reflecting Pool Charges," Breitbart, August 2, 2026.
  • Amy Furr, "President Trump Criticizes Jeanine Pirro for Agreeing to Drop Reflecting Pool Vandalism Case: 'I Disagree 100%'," Breitbart, August 2, 2026.
  • Jackson Thompson, "Prosecutors move to dismiss felony vandalism case against Olympian David Hearn over Reflecting Pool," Fox News, July 31, 2026.
  • Washington Examiner Staff, "Pirro moves to dismiss Reflecting Pool vandalism charges against Olympian," Washington Examiner, August 1, 2026.